Spilled Milk

In this episode you'll be forced to endure Cookie Monster impressions, mud baths, airborne toxic events and the occasional Peanut Butter Cookie. We invent an equation for sadness, discuss the merits of mental spa treatments and decide how necessary those fork marks really are. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

 

 

The Player 

 

Molly's Peanut Butter Cookies

 

Body Talk Video 

 

Janelle Monae Yoga

 

Cookie Monster Video 

 

 

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11/6 Live Show

We are high on caffeine and feeling foyne. But only before 1 pm as we can't drink elongated java joe after that. Matthew tries a Sparkle Pony while mapping Oklahoma City and eventually they both end up down the rabbit hole of nonsense. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

 

 

Molly's Coffee Article


Elm Coffee Roasters
Espresso Vivace
Slate
Analog Coffee
Anchored Ship
The Fat Hen
Herkimer
Coyle's Bakeshop

Direct download: sm247_espressodrinks.mp3
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This episode was recorded in front of a live studio audience with our hosts tasting Ice Cream Toppings, but no ice cream. We learn about Molly's childhood bedroom posters, lopping and Clown Cones. We also barely survive some fiery rants and a failed blind taste test. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

 

Direct download: sm246_icecreamtoppings.mp3
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We revert back to our childhoods yet again as we set up camp in Matthew's living room to devour S'mores. We wonder if Oprah glamps, go meteor hunting and try to keep Molly from burning down the studio. We also learn some new vocabulary while some inventing heretical s'more iterations. No napkins allowed. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

 

 

Direct download: sm245_smores.mp3
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Today we butcher the Danish language while sampling it's delicacies. We also encounter Molly's nemesis and her mouth's beloved all in one episode. Some unspeakable substances with floating cookies make an appearance while we try to celebrate Mother's Day in September. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

 

Direct download: sm244_danishjunkfood.mp3
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WARNING: if you have sensitivity to slurping or excessive moaning turn back now. Today we tackle Chewy Fruit Candies, and Molly gets way too excited. Drooling, chewing and saliva tsumanis help us search for hidden jokes and assist us through some intense disagreements. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com 

 

 

 

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Live Show September 3, 2016 in Seattle 

We Pesto boyz are traveling back to the 80s yet again, this time to taste an herby, garlicky topping. Matthew's fashion is critiqued and duets abound as we talk garlic skepticism and basil blanching. Spoiler alert for the "All My Children" finale. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

 

Molly's Pesto

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September 3rd Live Show in Seattle at Pocket Theater

 

Can you believe Matthew has never eaten a bagel with cream cheese? Well, today we remedy that with heaping spoonfuls of of the stuff. Molly shows off her Russian accent during discussions of geological eras, visiting tongues and cream cakes. We may have found another addition to our list of Perfectly Engineered Food Products. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

 

 

 

 

Direct download: sm241_creamcheese.mp3
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Honey, we went to New Zealand and learned some new things about candy physics. Did you know they spray, bounce and lump!? Along the way, your real decent hosts get served Perky Nanas, melted chocolate and inspirational quotes. EXPLICIT www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

 

 

Spuds potato chips (Chicken flavor)
Pineapple Lumps
Perky Nana
Chocolate Fish
Jaffas
Feijoa Jam
L&P White Chocolate Bar
Cool Banana Spray Candy

Direct download: sm240_nzjunkfood.mp3
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This week we visit those relics of the 90s, those partners of goat cheese, Beets. Molly's catering past comes to light as well as some shameful opinions of Matthew's parents. We wonder what the point of raw beets is, what bodily function talk we can get away with and encounter a mid-episode cliffhanger that none of you will notice. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com 

 

 

Portlandia Beet Emergency

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